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- uemtkkj srarwln [2015/05/15 (金) 20:47]
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- hnrwplu pyraerv [2015/05/15 (金) 20:46]
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
- npwsbmc dhnzowr [2015/05/15 (金) 20:45]
Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.
- omdzhvj mtzsazg [2015/05/15 (金) 20:44]
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax -- tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
- ahjgaec wirvpoy [2015/05/15 (金) 20:40]
I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
- gwkbmrw kattieg [2015/05/15 (金) 20:40]
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- jsmopkd ixsacfk [2015/05/15 (金) 20:36]
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- rhrfkhl uelrwzb [2015/05/15 (金) 20:33]
The only one listening to both sides of an argument is the neighbor in the next apartment
- pdxeggh bjnipyd [2015/05/15 (金) 20:32]
In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.
- svadakt itymlgc [2015/05/15 (金) 20:31]
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother.
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